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Judging by the number of Amazon deliveries, I’m sure my spouse has everything she could possibly need, or want, or even mildly consider buying. Let’s keep the gift giving for the kids, and let’s keep perpetuating the Santa Claus myth so that parents can continue to threaten bad juvenile behavior. And White Elephant exchanges, while fun, just end up with everyone owning something from HomeGoods which, like the fruit cakes above, will be regifted or transported to Goodwill. 15, 2022. Every year I think I’m in the clear once my wife’s birthday, Mother’s Day and the kids’ and grandkids’ summer birthdays have come and gone, up to Christmas, and then this one bites me in the butt. It’s the third Saturday of October fellows, mark your calendars now for Oct. Celebrating Sweetest Day. Clearly a ruse by the florists and candy manufacturers, this one used to catch me off-guard every year.Men not helping out with the Thanksgiving feast. Guys, c’mon, get off the couch and help out a bit. Get your workout in by opening the cranberry sauce. Take your plate to the sink at halftime. Complement the cooks. Join the conversation regarding the merits of Michael’s vs.We don’t trust our local meteorologists, who call themselves scientists, to forecast accurately beyond a few days, yet we eagerly anticipate this annual prediction by a steroid-bloated rodent from western Pennsylvania, who undoubtedly is a Steelers’ fan. His (or her) historical accuracy is 39%. Well done, Phillip or Phillemina!